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Drinking Verses
Drinking Verses - Here you'll find a few good humoured verses.
We know today's your Birthday We know you'll celebrate in style We know you like to party And go out boozing for a while When it comes to holding it You can hold it like a pro You put the rest of us to shame Everywhere we go. You don't have a particular poison You'll drink whatever's going We've even shamelessly slipped some in Without you even knowing Whiskey, Brandy, Vodka, Rum Malibu, Barcardi and Gin Beer, Guinness, Lager You've drank the lot and kept it in! No matter how much you drink You're a fantastic drinking friend You make sure we're all home safe and see the night through to the bitter end! We don't know where you put it You down it all and keep it in You put the rest of us to shame If there was a competition, you'd win! A proper boozing buddy On whom I can rely I try to down as much as you Believe me, oh, I try! Regardless of your hollow legs and how you always see me straight You're the best going out bud I know and it helps that your my mate!
Call yourself a drinking buddy! You're actually pretty crap By the time you've had a few Your head is in my lap! You dribble and you slur Your legs won't hold you up and even if you don't do it You look like any minute you'd chuck up. But you're actually ok to take out Let's get this understood We'll all take turns to support you As you make the rest of us look good!
You organise a session Pick, location, venue and time. But invariably you leave us As you're tucked by 9! Ok maybe slight exaggeration, 11 maybe the truth. But you've never seen a night out Come on man, you're in your youth! Ok, so you're not a boozer - as you can't handle it or keep it down. But you make a cheap and handy taxi Driving us all over town. You're a wonderful fun loving boozy bird Secretly I think you're crazy, Nights out with you are so much fun (although the mornings definately hazy) You certainly enjoy the first one, then the second and the third. You're a truly great and wonderful friend A scary boozy bird!
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