![]() So, my masters tell me I’m going to have a brand new chum One on two legs, not on four ☹ I’ll admit, I’m a little glum. So, they tell me that you’re fragile, Noisy, smelly and don’t move But they also tell me that will change and soon you’ll get in the groove. So, please know I love a cuddle, I’m happy to share my bed, but I’d prefer not to share my dinner. It might make me lose my head. I hope that we will become the best of friends I guess over time we’ll see. But for now, little master Welcome to my family. It’s ok here it really is I am loved so very much I know they love me, cause they hug me and they’re gentle to the touch. I get 2 (1) meals of cracking food, and some exercise each day. If the timings right, when I ask, they will sit with me and play. And when, I’m tired and need to sleep, I have an amazing bed. Or, I cuddle up against them, while they pat and stroke my head. I’m sure you’ll get the same treatment Assuming they love you as much as me! So welcome little hooman To my loving family! ![]() |
From the Dog to the new addition to the family Two stand so very tall But my pack has increased by one . . one, so very small. So welcome little (lad/lass) To my happy loving pack I'll do my best to watch over you and always watch your back. I don’t think 2 legs grow as fast as 4? And not in the same way But when you do grow and get about I hope we can play? I do like being thrown a ball Always happy to play along . . Just remember though, they are my toys Now, please don’t get me wrong. I’m happy to share my things with you I hope you’ll do the same. Cause when your plate is at my height I’m going to think that it’s all game. Anyhow, I gotta get used to you And you gotta get used to me. But welcome to my family little one It’s a wonderful place to be. So here you are, little hoo-man With you I can’t play ball! You’re far too fragile, smelly and sleepy And you cannot move at all! But, if little 2 legs are like little 4 You’ll be mobile pretty quick And I’ll be able keep an eye on you And help keep you clean with a lick. I’ll try not to be too playful and drag you around by your nappy. I hope you will like me and pet me Cause I want to make you happy I know my big hooman’s love me I can tell my how they talk and play. And if they love you as much as they love me Trust me . . you’re gonna be ok! |