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Wedding Quotes

Friends and Family have commented, " Why don't I have wedding quotes on this website?" So I have completed my search and have gathered many quotes relating to marriage and weddings. Some are funny, some are sweet, some are scarily accurate!
Hope you like what you see.

Marriage is a wonderful institution . . . . . but who wants to live in an institution? . .
Groucho Marx

Bigamy is having one wife too many, Monogamy is the same. . .
Oscar Wilde

Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit. . .
Billy Connolly

I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck . . .
W.C.Fields

Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures . . .
Socrates

A husband's last words should always be, "OK buy it." . . .
Unknown Author

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing, then marry him . . .
cher

I require only three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid. . .
Dorothy Parker

To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage. . .
Lao Tzu

There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good marriage. . .
Martin Luther

The woman cries before the wedding, the man afterward. . .
Unknown Author

Nothing makes a good wife like a good husband. . .
Unknown Author

Behind every great man there is a surprised woman. . .
Maryon Pearson

Before marriage a man will lay awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage he'll fall asleep before you have finished saying it. . .
Helen Rowland

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her. . .
Agatha Christie

It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men . . .
Mae West

By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy - If you get a bad one you will become a philosopher . . .
Socrates

To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever your're wrong, admit it, whenever you're right, shut up. . .
Ogden Nash

Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy, fat women. . .
Maryon Pearson

There is only one happiness in life, to love and be loved . . .
George Sands

Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out and you lose interest. . .
Irwin Corey

Happy marriages begin when we marry the ones we love, and then blossoms when we love the ones we marry . . .
Tom Mullen

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
Germaine Greer

The man who says his wife can't take a joke forgets that she took him. . .
Oscar Wilde

The most dangerous food a man can eat is wedding cake.
Unknown Author

Marriage requires a person to prepare 4 types of "Rings": Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, Suffering and Enduring . . .
Unknown Author

Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house . . .
Jean Kerr

I never married because I have three pets at home that answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night . . .
Marie Corelli

Women like silent men, they think they are listening . . .
Marcel Achard

Whoso findeth a wife, findeth a good thing . . .
The Bible

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished . . .
Zsa Zsa Gabor

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