Friends and Family have commented, " Why don't I have wedding quotes on this website?" So I have completed my search and have gathered many quotes relating to marriage and weddings. Some are funny, some are sweet, some are scarily accurate!
Hope you like what you see.
Marriage is a wonderful institution . . . . . but who wants to live in an institution? . .
Bigamy is having one wife too many, Monogamy is the same. . .
Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit. . .
I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck . . .
Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures . . .
A husband's last words should always be, "OK buy it." . . .
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing, then marry him . . .
I require only three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid. . .
To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage. . .
There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good marriage. . .
The woman cries before the wedding, the man afterward. . .
Nothing makes a good wife like a good husband. . .
Behind every great man there is a surprised woman. . .
Before marriage a man will lay awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage he'll fall asleep before you have finished saying it. . .
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her. . .
It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men . . .
By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy - If you get a bad one you will become a philosopher . . .
To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever your're wrong, admit it, whenever you're right, shut up. . .
Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy, fat women. . .
There is only one happiness in life, to love and be loved . . .
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out and you lose interest. . .
Happy marriages begin when we marry the ones we love, and then blossoms when we love the ones we marry . . .
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
The man who says his wife can't take a joke forgets that she took him. . .
The most dangerous food a man can eat is wedding cake.
Marriage requires a person to prepare 4 types of "Rings": Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, Suffering and Enduring . . .
Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house . . .
I never married because I have three pets at home that answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night . . .
Women like silent men, they think they are listening . . .
Whoso findeth a wife, findeth a good thing . . .
A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished . . .
Zsa Zsa Gabor